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“The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
- Lily Tomlin

“If they try to rush me, I always say that I’ve only got one other speed, and it’s slower.”
- Glenn Ford

“Never wrestle with a pig. You can’t win. You both get dirty. The pig loves it.”
- attributed to Pasquale Capozzi

“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.”
- Ingrid Berman

“We should all be concerned about the future because we have to spend the rest of our lives there.”
- Francis Kettering

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social & political observations
“I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.”
- Thomas Jefferson

"I hope we shall...crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country."
- Thomas Jefferson

“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.”
- Gandhi

“The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy… Toughness multiplies toughness… Through violence you murder the hater; but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate… The chain reaction of evil…must be broken.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Why of course the people don't want war… That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.”
- Hermann Goering, Head of the Nazi Luftwaffer Air Force, during the Nuremberg War Crimes Trial at the end of World War II

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
- President Theodore Roosevelt, Republican

"One of the great attractions of patriotism -- it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous."
- Aldous Leonard Huxley

"But could not our situation be compared to one of a menacing epidemic? People are unable to view this situation in its true light, for their eyes are blinded by passion. General fear and anxiety create hatred and aggressiveness. The adaptation to warlike aims and activities has corrupted the mentality of man; as a result, intelligent, objective and humane thinking has hardly any effect and is even suspected and persecuted as unpatriotic."
- Dr. Albert Einstein, in "The Menace of Mass Destruction"

"The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair."
- H.L. Mencken

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." 
- James Madison

“The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he’s on.”
- Joseph Heller, Catch-22

"When you can't do any housecleaning because everything that goes on is a damned secret, then we're on our way to something the Founding Fathers didn't have in mind. Secrecy and a free, democratic government don't mix." 
- Harry S. Truman

“If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should see sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.”
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance." 
- Robert F. Kennedy

“Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
- Albert Einstein

“For every problem there is a solution that is simple, clean, and wrong.”
- Henry Louis Mencken

“Things should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.”
- Albert Einstein

“Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.”
- Jonathan Kozol

“Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
- Nick Diamos

“Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason.”
- unknown ?

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“In the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.”
- Beba Dioum

“The Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.”
- Gandhi

“When the well’s dry, we know the worth of water.”
- Benjamin Franklin

“A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself.”
- Theodore Roosevelt

"Destroying rain forest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal."
- Edward O. Wilson

"The packaging for a microwaveable dinner is programmed for a shelf life of maybe six months, a cook time of two minutes and a landfill dead-time of centuries."
- David Wann

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is today.”
- Chinese proverb

“If environmentalism is a fad, it will be the last one.”
- Barry Commoner

“The major problems in the world are the result of the differences between the way nature works and the way people think.”
- Gregory Bateson

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words of wisdom
"An idea is a funny thing. It does nothing unless you do."
- Bazooka Joe

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter; it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."
- Mark Twain

“Apt words have power to suage
The tumours of a troubl’d mind.”
- John Milton, “Samson Agoniste”

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.”
- Seneca

“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
- Anais Nin

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." 
- T.S. Eliot

“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”
- Dorothy Nevill

“The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.”
- Arnold H. Glasgow

“Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.”
- Albert Einstein

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inspirational advice
“If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.” 
- Henry David Thoreau

“Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching.”
- Satchel Paige

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
- Shakespeare

“Always do right. That will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest.”
- Mark Twain

“We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face… We must do that which we think we cannot.”
- Eleanor Roosevelt

“Slight not what’s near, when aiming at what’s far.”
- Euripides

“Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.”
- Albert Einstein

“Use soft words and hard arguments.”
- unknown

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